ELLE EN A TRAVERSÉ DES ÉPREUVES NOTRE HOES OVER BROS TEAM ♥

BROOKE: I HAD THIS HORRIBLE DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT MY BEST FRIEND TOLD ME SHE HAD FEELINGS FOR MY BOYFRIEND. OH, BUT THAT WASN’T A DREAM WAS IT?

PEYTON: BROOKE!

BROOKE: WHY NOW, PEYTON? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR LUCAS NOW, WHEN I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF GOING ON IN MY LIFE? STUFF THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!

PEYTON: WELL, SO I DO. OKAY, TRUST ME. BUT I DIDN’T WISH FOR THIS ALRIGHT, I WISHED FOR JAKE

BROOKE: OH, RIGHT, YOU WISHED FOR JAKE, AFTER YOU WISHED FOR PETE AND THEN LUCAS! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPENNING AGAIN

PEYTON: IT’S NOT OKAY, IT’S NOT. OKAY, THE LAST TIME

BROOKE: THE LAST TIME! DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF RIGHT NOW? THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY BOYFRIEND! HE’S ON THE DOOR PEYTON! HE’S ON THE DAMN DOOR UNDER ME!

PEYTON: I DON’T WANNA STEAL HIM, OKAY

BROOKE: BUT YOU LIKE HIM

PEYTON: BROOKE, I’M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT OKAY, I’LL JUST BURY IT

BROOKE: YOU CAN’T, OKAY? IT’S OUT, IT’S LIKE THE TIME CAPSULE! AND, YOU COULD HAVE BURIED IT AND NOT SAID ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT IT. SO, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

PEYTON: I DON’T – I JUST WANTED TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, ALL RIGHT! I DIDN’T WANNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS I DID LAST TIME. AND, YOU EVEN SAID LAST NIGHT AT TRIC THAT YOU REALLY DIDN’T MISS HIM

BROOKE: DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU DARE TWIST MY WORLDS AROUND TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL LIKE YOU ARE NOT BACK-STABBING TWO FACED BITCH, PEYTON, BECAUSE YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW IT

HEUREUSEMENT, HOES OVER BROS TEAM EST PLUS FORT QUE TOUT <3. LA PREUVE? CI-DESSOUS !

IN PEYTON’S BEDROOM ♥

PEYTON IS IN HER ROOM. BROOKE WALKS IN AND SLAPS HER ON THE HIP

BROOKE: HEY HOES!

PEYTON [LOOKING AT A CD]: BROOKE, STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER

BROOKE: SOON AS I CHECK YOUR « LUST FACTOR» SCORE, THIS MORNING, YOU WERE UP TO A 7.6

PEYTON [NO IMPRESSED]: OUT OF A 10?

BROOKE: UM-HUM! [LOOKS AT THE COMPUTER AND BRINGS UP THE PICTURE OF PEYTON’S BEHIND]

PEYTON: BROOKE, YOU DID NOT POST MY ASS ON THE INTERNET!

BROOKE: OF COURSE I DID! AND WELL, WELL, WELL, IT RAIDED MISS P’S OVERALL BY FIVE TENTHS ON A POINT AND YOU NOW HAVE FIFTY-THREE GUYS WAITING TO  MEET YOU

PEYTON: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

BROOKE [LOOKING THROUGH THE GUYS PICTURES ON THE COMPUTER]: TOO OLD. OH, TOO HAIRY. TOO… MINE! [PEYTON GIVES HER A « YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLE » LOOK] OHH TOO FEMALE, BUT A 9.8, THAT’S INTERESTING. [PEYTON LOOKS AWAY, ANNOYED] HERE WE GO; HERE’S AN EMO LOOKING, SAPPY, GUITAR PLAYING LOSER. HE’S PERFECT FOR YOU

PEYTON: NOT INTERESTED AND I’VE GOTTA BURN NATHAN AND HALEY’S CD SO GET UP [BROOKE PROTESTS] MOVE IT!

BROOKE [SITS ON PEYTON’S BED]: FINE!

2.2 : THE TRUTH DOESN’T MAKE A NOISE

IN A CLOTHES SHOP ♥

BROOKE RUSHES TO A TOP ON THE SHELF AND PICKS IT UP

BROOKE: I LOVE THIS… [WALKS FORWARD WITH IT]

[PEYTON LOOKS UP FROM BROWSING THE RACK]

BROOKE: AND I HAVE GOT TO HAVE… [PICKS UP A YELLOW TOP FROM A DIFFERENT SHELF] THIS!

[SHE PICKS UP A GREEN TOP]

BROOKE: AND I NEED THIS

[SHE STOPS IN FRONT OF PEYTON AND LOOKS IN AWE]

BROOKE: OH… [PICKS UP PINK SPOTTED SHOES] LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE WEDGES!

PEYTON: BROOKE, PACE YOURSELF. YOU GOTTA SHOOT FOR GRADUAL RAMP UP TO YOUR FULL SHOPPING SPEED

[BROOKE GRINS GIDDILY AND SHAKES HER HEAD, WALKING PAST PEYTON]

BROOKE: JUST DON’T LET ME LOSE TRACK OF TIME, OK? I PROMISED LUCAS I WOULD HELP HIM COOK DINNER FOR NATHAN, ALTHOUGH, [TURN TO THE RACK] WHEN I SAY COOK, I ACTUALLY MEAN ORDER PIZZA!

[PEYTON GRINS]

PEYTON  [DISCRETELY]: SEEMS LIKE YOU AND LUCAS HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOTTA TIME TOGETHER LATELY, HUH?

BROOKE [NONCHALANTLY]: YEAH. I THINK THISE WHOLE « FRIENDS » THING IS ACTUALLY WORKING OUT

PEYTON [NOT BELIEVING]: UM-HUM!

BROOKE: AND HE’S BEEN TAKING SUCH GREAT CARE OF NATHAN

PEYTON [AMUSED]: UMMM-HUM!

BROOKE [GRINNING]: OK. [TURNS TO HER] ENOUGH WITH THE « UM-HUM’S » ALREADY!

[PEYTON HOLD UP HER HANDS IN SURRENDER]

PEYTON: FINE! BUT, IF I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER, I’D SAY YOU WERE VIBING ON HIM AGAIN. [GRINS]

BROOKE [TURNS TO HER WITH A SET FACE]: SERIOUSLY, WE ARE JUST FRIENDS

[SHE DOESN’T SEEM TOO PLEASED ABOUT THE FACT]

PEYTON: OK, ALL I’M SAYING IS ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT… YOU WANTED MORE… [PAUSE] I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT

BROOKE: REALLY?

PEYTON [NODS]: UM-HUM

BROOKE: YOU’RE NOT AFRAID THE THREE OF US WILL GET… SUCKED BACK DOWN INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE OF DRAMA?

PEYTON: NO. [SHAKES HER HEAD] NOT THIS TIME [SMILES]

BROOKE: BUT WE SAID « HOES OVER BROS »

PEYTON: WELL, THAT DOESN’T MEAN NO « BROS » EVER!

[BROOKE LAUGHS]

PEYTON: THE THING I’VE LEARNED FROM ALL THIS JAKE CRAZINESS IS WE’VE GONNA GRAB EVERY SECOND YOU HAVE WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE

[THEY SMILE]

PEYTON: JUST DON’T FORGET ABOUT YOUR « HOES »

[THEY LAUGH]

BROOKE: COME HERE. [HUGS HER] YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND EVER, P.SAWYER, BUT… HONESTLY, IF LUCAS AND I COULDN’T MAKE IT AS A COUPLE BEFORE… [SHRUGS] WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE CAN NOW?

PEYTON: WELL, FOR ONE THING, I WOULD’T MAKE OUT WITH HIM THIS TIME! [LOOKS AT BROOKE POINTEDLY]

BROOKE: HEH!

PEYTON: HEH! [LAUGHS] AND ANOTHER, HE’S NOT THE SAME GUY, AND YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT THE SAME GIRL

[PEYTON SMILES AND WALKS PAST BROOKE, TOUCHING HER LIGHTLY ON THE ARM]

[BROOKE WATCHES PEYTON BEFORE TURNING TO THE MIRROR AND HOLDING THE TOPS AND WEDGES UP TO IT. SHE CONSIDERS AND LOOKS DOWN AT THEM, THINKING]

IN PEYTON’S BEDROOM ♥

[PEYTON IS SPLAYED ACROSS HER BED, SLLEPING WITH HER MOUTH HALF OPEN. SJE WAKES UP THE SOUNDS IN HER ROOM. SHE SITS UP IN BED AND LOOKS TO HER CLOSET. BROOKE IS STANDING THERE A GRIN ON HER FACE]

BROOKE: RISE AND SHINE

[BROOKE WRITES SOMETHING ON THE DOOR]

PEYTON: NICE OF YOU TO KNOCK

BROOKE: I DIDN’T WANNA WAKE YOU, SLEEPING BITCHY! BESIDES, I HAD TO GET THE LIST READY

PEYTON: WHAT LIST?

[BROOKE OPENS BOTH OF THE CLOSET DOORD WIDE]

BROOKE [GRINNING]: THIS LIST

[ONE DOOR HAS BROOKE’S NAME ON IT AND THE OTHER HAS PEYTON’S. UNDER THEIR NAMES IS A LIST OF BOY’S AND MEN’S NAMES. BROOKE IS VERY PLEASED WITH HERSELF]

PEYTON [APPREHENSIVE]: WHAT IS THAT EXACTLY?

BROOKE: SINCE YOU AND I ARE BOTH OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE AGAIN AND TONIGHT IS THE END-OF-SUMMER BEACH PARTY, WICH MEANS PARTIAL OF NOT TOTAL NAKED NUDITY, [GRABS PEYTON’S TOOTHBRUSH FROM HER BATHROOM]. I HAVE MADE A LIST OF ALL THE AVAILABLE GUYS SO THAT WE CAN AVOID THE PAIN AND HARDSHIP OF ANOTHER « LUCAS LOVE TRIANGLE »

[BROOKE GIVES PEYTON THE TOOTHBRUSH AND PEYTON PUTS IT INTO HER MOUTH BEFORE GETTING OFF THE BED AND TRYING TO TALK COHERENTLY]

PEYTON: [MUMBLES UNINTELLIGIBLE WORDS WHILE WALKING INTO THE BATHROOM]

BROOKE [CONFUSED]: OK, I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T GET ANY OF THAT. DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME PUKING IN A RAVE?

[PEYTON WASHES HER MOUTH OUT AND PAUSES]

PEYTON [STICKING HER HEAD OUT]: I SAID « THE LUCAS YOU’RE SUPPOSEDLY DATING »

BROOKE [SHRUGS WHILE SMIRKING]: NON-EXCLUSIVELY

PEYTON [ROLLS HER EYES]: HUH

BROOKE: WHAT « HUH »? I HAVE DATED MULTIPLE GUYS BEFORE!

PEYTON: YEAH, I KNOW. IN FACT, YOU ARE QUEEN OF THE MULTIPLE-BOY DATING SCENARIO, I’M JUST SURPRISED YOU’RE DOING IT WITH LUCAS

[BROOKE SHRUGS AGAIN]

BROOKE: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: WHEN IT COMES TO BOYS, I’M FULL OF SURPRISES

[PEYTON WALKS OUT OF HER BATHROOM]

PEYTON: BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NEW, RESPONSIBLE, [SHE SLAPS HER ON THE ARSE] BROOKE!

BROOKE: EURGH, SO LAST SEASON- RESPONSIBLE BROOKE IS GOOD BUT PARTY BROOKE IS GOODER. [WALKS BACK TO THE DOOR] CHECK IT OUT: I GET LUCAS, MOUTH, HALF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM- I PUT MY FIRST CHOICES HER BUT WE CAN TOTALLY MIX AND MATCH, ANY AND ALL LIFEGUARDS, NATHAN’S UNCLE COOPER’S SO HOT, LARRY

PEYTON [INTERRUPTS]: WHOA! LARRY, LIKE… MY DAD LARRY?

BROOKE [UNABASHED]: OF COURSE, HE’S MY DAD FANTASY!

[PEYTON GROANS AND LIES BACK DOWN ON HER BED]

BROOKE: PEYTON, HE IS TOTAL DILF! AND BESIDES [POINTS TO A NAME ON PEYTON’S LIST] I GAVE YOU DAN

[PEYTON MAKES A FACE AT HER]

BROOKE: AND I GET DAVE GROHL FROM THE « FOO FIGHTERS »

[PEYTON FLOPS BACK INTO THE BED]

BROOKE: YOU GET : [POINTS THEM OUT] JAKE - AS PROMISED, NATHAN – BUT HE COMES WITH AN ASTERISK BECAUSE NOBODY KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH HIM AND HALEY IN « HIGH SCHOOL MARRIED » LIMBO, THE OTHER HALF OF THE GUYS ON THE TEAM, ANNA – BECAUSE… WELL… YOU NEVER KNOW, AND SHE WAS TOTALLY INTO YOU, AND ALL THE RIVERCOURT BOYS – SKILLS, FERGIE AND GARBAGE

[SHE LOOKS AT PEYTON PROUDLY. PEYTON LOOKS AT HER EXASPERATEDLY]

PEYTON: JUNK

BROOKE [ABASHED]: RIGHT! AND FINALLY, THE REST OF THE FOO FIGHTERS

PEYTON [WHINING]: WHY DO YOU GET DAVE GROHL, I WANT DAVE GROHL!

BROOKE: NO WAY!

PEYTON: SO, I GET A FUGITIVE AND A MARRIED GUY!

BROOKE [COMSIDERING BEFORE ROLLING HER EYES AND SIGHING]: FINE. YOU TAKE DAVE GROHL, I’M TAKING ANNA

PEYTON: DEAL

BROOKE: DEAL. [STARTS TO WALK OUT] OK. NIGHTY-NIGHT, THANKS, BYE!

[SHE RUSHES OUT OF PEYTON’S ROOM]

[PEYTON GAPES AT HER BEFORE COLLAPSING BACK INTO HER BED] ♥